Monday, April 06, 2009

Bravos 2nd Annual A-List Awards

Did I or didn't I just do a story on atrocious weave? Kelly Rowland's hair is simply unacceptable! She looks great in this electric blue draped Issa dress but her "Frenchie" hair from "In Living Color" just ruins everything!

She is actually starring in the new reality series "The Fashion Show" with Isaac Mizrahi on Bravo. Thank God the poor girl will have a job since Columbia Records dropped her.

I am in total shock that Aubrey O' Day looks chic and not trashy for a change. She looks absolutely adorable in this peach cut-out back Chloe dress. Even her make-up is subdued.


Kim Kardashian looks tre chic in this structured Thierry Mugler strapless dress.


Rachel Zoe looks amazing in this silver embellished Notte by Marchesa one -shouldered dress.


Jenny McCarthy purple printed Gucci dress is simply divine but her gray Gucci platforms is letting me have it!


I would kill for Shanna Moakler printed Oscar de la Renta strapless dress. The ruffles on the side are insane, I would rock this dress everyday of the week!


Ana Ortiz is just glowing in this tangerine embellished dress. Talking about looking fabulous and pregnant!


Milla Jovovich know she loves her headbands. She looks pretty in this burgundy strapless dress. I am not too crazy about the necklace and headband together though.


Is Niecy Nash serious? Sagging breasts should be against the law in Hollywood! Her peach belted dress is delicious but she needs a bra or a breast lift immediately!


Real Housewives of Atlanta, NeNe Leaks, Lisa Wu Hartwell, Kim Zolciak and Sheree Whitfield

Nene Leaks looks like a female impersonator again but I love her wispy hair and strappy sandals.

Lisa Wu Hartwell looks fabulous in her white puffy blouse, black sequined skirt and a pop of color yellow platforms

Kim Zolciak looks great in her silver adorned black belt Dolce & Gabbana dress.

Sheree Whitfield is the best dressed in her navy embellished grecian gown.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

There's criticism, there's wit, there's humour and there's there is this post. Seriously. There are ways to skewer someone without being terribly mean and unfunny. "Sagging breasts should be illegal in Hollywood"? "Get a breast lift"?? Seriously pathetic and awful.

poetry by justin wade thompson said...

Why you picking on Niecy? I don't call it "sagging breasts", I call it a natural black woman.
It's Hollywood that needs a "lift".

Anonymous said...

i agree with the two comments before me & the people you criticize look absolutely fine. but hmm.. i wonder why THEY're the only ones you picked on.. hmm..

Anonymous said...

i think natural breast are extremely sexy so dnt pick on her cuz u aint got no good attributes

Anonymous said...

Niecy has got wonderful breasts!!!